Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Owie of The Day

Must've been a good one he was after.

Yes, it's real, but don't worry, the kid is fine: http://www.snopes.com/photos/medical/forknose.asp

Anagram Hall of Fame

(From Wordsmith.org)

Internet Anagram Server = Isn't rearrangement rave?

Dormitory = Dirty Room

Elvis = Lives

Clint Eastwood = Old West Action

Madam Curie = Radium came

A telephone girl = Repeating "Hello"

Western Union = No Wire Unsent

Astronomers = Moon starers

The cockroach = Cook, catch her

Desperation = A Rope Ends It

The Morse Code = Here Come Dots

The Meaning of Life = The fine game of nil

Slot Machines = Cash Lost in'em

Conversation = Voices Rant On Mr. Mojo risin' = Jim Morrison

The Great New York Rapid Transit Tunnel = Giant Work in Street, Partly Underneath

MacDonalds = Clam and Sod

Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler

Funeral = Real Fun

A Domesticated Animal = Docile, as a Man Tamed it

The Check is in the Mail = Claim "Heck, I sent it (heh)"

The United States Bureau of Fisheries = I Raise the Bass to Feed Us in the Future

Snooze Alarms = Alas! No More Z's

Software = Swear Oft

The United States of America = Attaineth its cause, freedom

The Public Art Galleries = Large Picture Halls, I Bet

A Decimal Point = I'm a Dot in Place

Martin Scorsese = Screen is a storm

Barbie doll = I'll bare bod / Babe I'd roll

Statue of Liberty = Built to Stay Free

Mel Gibson = Bong Smile

Indomitableness = Endless ambition

David Letterman = Nerd amid late TV

Howard Stern = Retard shown

Debit card = Bad Credit

To be or not to be: that is the question, whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune = In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.

Vladimir Nabokov = Vivian Darkbloom (a character in Nabokov's Lolita)

George Bush = He bugs Gore

Ronald Reagan = A darn long era

Raiders of the Lost Ark = Ford, the Real Star, is OK

The Towering Inferno = Not Worth Fire Engine

Prince of Tides = PS. I Cried Often

The Silence of the Lambs = The Con Bites Male Flesh

October Sky = Rocket Boys (The 1999 movie October Sky is based on Rocket Boys, a memoir by Homer "Sonny" Hickam)


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