Monday, March 31, 2008

Blog Post Pimpery Of The Day


You need to go read this great post by FOLOTD Lindsey right now. She's one hilarious chica... but don't cross her.

Prepare For Pain

SNL Clip Of The Day: Woomba

It's good for business.


Vid Of The Day: Charlie Bit My Finger

I love it. Not new, but new to me, and perhaps to you, too. A great video from Harmony, whose birthday is tomorrow.

And a spoof of it from two guys who are clearly baked.


Craigslist Ad Of The Day

best of craigslist > chicago > Reactions to small dick!

Reactions to small dick!

Date: 2008-03-04, 2:52PM CST

I have a very small penis. I'm not ashamed to admit it. I've come to terms with it and now I've even found someone who will date me in spite of it. Nevertheless, the moment when I expose myself has always provided a bit of consternation and some interesting moments.

From a blonde who was chewing gum at the time..."So, I mean, is this it???"

"Yikes, Andrea said you were small!"

Holding it between her index finger and thumb, "Why don't you just use your hand."

I had just gone home with a girl who provided some 420 fun, "Wow...I hope you know how to eat this cooch!"

From a girl who gave me oral, "Well at least there's no chance I'll gag!"

From a sweet girl with a complete look of shock, "Well, it makes your balls look really big."

"Oh, cute. It's like a little button!"

"Do you think it'll ever get any bigger?"

"Do you mind if I just rub it for a while?" And after I came, "Wow, I never thought something so small would make such a mess!"

From the drunk girls...

"You've got to be kidding me! Can I take a picture of that!?!?"

Giggling..."I've seen small cocks before but goddam"

"Sorry, but this is just f'ing pointless!"

As soon as I lowered my pants, "You poor thing!"

After sex and cuddling, "I should hook you up with my friend Stacy. She was saying that small dicks don't bother her."

Mean drunk girl, "I seriously think this is the size of a paperclip. I mean one of those bigger ones." She actually got a paperclip out of her purse and compared.

On breaking up..

"Good luck ever finding someone who wants that pindick."

"I'm telling every single one of my friends that you have a three inch cock. Keep fucking whining and I won't even exaggerate that much!"

"I lied. It is by FAR the smallest fucking cock I've ever seen."

When I found out she was cheating and demanded the truth, "Oh my God, you sniveling little fuck. Because his cock is long and fat and I can actually feel it slide into me."

Vid Of The Day: Everyday Normal Guy

A white guy rap vid from James, who says, "Yeah, it's the story of my life."

Lots of F bombs in this, but for comic effect.

Science Fair Experiments Of The Day

Funnies from Willie and Paul. Lots more at this link.

Juicy Beans. Come back next year for the follow-up study, Juicy Farts.

Do Video Games Affect You? No, not at all, Skull Hoodie Guy

Heh. No, who's your daddy?

The Right Wipe. It's the one that doesn't stop up my toilet.

Plants and Pop. Two things you would find in this kid's belly if you cut him open.

A study on college life

Power From The Throne. Now who wants ice cream?

The freaks start so young these days

I'd give him an A just for having the balls to wear a sweater like that to school

Dude, you missed the perfect title: Silent But Deadly

Something Smells Fishy. Could it be the gallon of Aqua Velva you slathered on for the big night?

An in-depth scientific study of... Hornets Basketball

Hot Dog Effects. The student is discovering another one in the bathroom at this very moment.

He only agreed to help her because he thought the project was "The Ideal Pancakes"

Project Of The Dork

Or, how to make perfect nachos when you're stoned and have the munchies

Yeah, you started this at 9 last night, didn't you?

Let's get you in the English Fair next year, fella.

Yes it is: the stench of suck.

Animal Magnetism. Every 14-year-old with a mustache thinks he has it.

A.k.a. The Red Bull Project

I see something that might make a bridge collapse

Crystal Meth: Friend Or Foe. I always admire the kids who tackle the really hard questions


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