Friday, March 27, 2009

News Story Of The Day: ShamWTF?!

Rut roh. ShamWanker done got hisself busted with a ho. Click his fugly mug shot to read the story at The Smoking Gun. (The incident happened last month, but is just now coming out, so I don't think the gun is smoking anymore. But whatever.)

News Story Of The Day: 98% of Babies Manic-Depressive

From The Onion, but they're wrong. It's more like 99.9%.

98% Of Babies Manic-Depressive

March 23, 2009

NEW YORK—A new study published in The Journal Of Pediatric Medicine found that a shocking 98 percent of all infants suffer from bipolar disorder.

"The majority of our subjects, regardless of size, sex, or race, exhibited extreme mood swings, often crying one minute and then giggling playfully the next," the study's author Dr. Steven Gregory told reporters.

"Additionally we found that most babies had trouble concentrating during the day, often struggled to sleep at night, and could not be counted on to take care of themselves—all classic symptoms of manic depression."

Gregory added that nearly 100 percent of infants appear to suffer from the poor motor skills and impaired speech associated with Parkinson's disease.

Found Porn Of The Day - Updated

Time for another update of my favorite post. As long as people keep sending me new ones, I'll keep updating every few months.

My thanks to Keeorp, Meg, Pete, Justwinginit, Mark W., Hairwrecker Lindsey, Gary, Bubbasmom, Bill, Cass, Art & Shiela, Amy, TheMovieGuru and

"Mom & Dad's cookout was a total pig fuck."

Here's a late addition from Bean Counter Lori. Click the pic to read the news story.


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