Thursday, March 17, 2011

Kids' Show Vid Of The Day

Russia gets this, and we get The Wiggles. So unfair. What's she singing? Who cares?!

From Tracy O.

I bet her back hurts every night.

News Story Of The Day: Pope To Ease Up On Jesus Talk

From The Onion.

Pope to Ease Up On Jesus Talk

Trying to be not so in your face with that stuff

VATICAN CITY—Acknowledging that he has perhaps been laying it on a little thick with the religion stuff lately, Pope Benedict XVI said Wednesday that he was making a concerted effort to take all his incessant Jesus talk down a notch. The Supreme Pontiff admits that, overall, his sermons and public addresses have been a little Jesus-heavy.

Though he reassured followers that he was still the head of the 1.1 billion–member Roman Catholic Church and an unwavering believer in the divinity of Christ, the pope suggested he might have an easier time communicating with people if he wasn't up in everyone's face about Jesus all the time.

"I just want to rein it in a smidge," Benedict said. "While I alone among men have been chosen to represent the Son of God upon this earth, I've found that if you have a big chip on your shoulder about something like that, it can be pretty alienating to people."

"I'd like to think I can be an infallible ecclesiastical authority without ramming it down people's throats," the pope said. "I'm starting to realize what a huge turn-off that is."

In a routine papal blessing Sunday, Benedict made far fewer mentions of Jesus than usual and only cited scripture twice, opting instead for such uncharacteristic phraseology as "Sorry if this sounds preachy," "I'm not here to judge," and "Hey, this works for me, but by all means, feel free to do your own thing, too."

(Read more at The Onion)

Sad, Embarrassed Etsy Boyfriends Of The Day

You made some goofy funked-up shit to sell on Etsy and now you need some sucker to model it. Cue the boyfriend. Sigh. The things men do for sex...

From Urlesque.

How can you do this to me?

I hate you so much right now.

You have broken my pride, but not my prana. Vishnu and I forgive you. Namaste.

Please no one recognize me please no one recognize me please no one recognize me

I'm so fuckin' dead.

Angry? No, more like... disappointed.

I could get a new girlfriend. No pussy is worth this.

See the rest at Urlesque.

Vid Of The Day: Best Fight Scene Ever

Worst? No way. Best.


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