Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Classic 70s Music Video Of The Day: Kiss

This is one of those songs that makes you feel like you need a shower afterwards so you can wash off all the smarm and lech.

A few thoughts:

I didn't know David Carradine was in Exile.

I never got the "'til the night closes in" part. Why stop then, dumbass? That's when things start getting good. What, you got somewhere else to be? "'Til the night closes in--then I gotta go clean offices."

Nice drums, Neal Peart. Like you need two kick drums--did you even use the first one? Cuz you never touched the toms or a cymbal, either, ya silly side-sticker. You should sell everything but the snare and hi-hat and use the money to buy a belt, because suspenders like that only work for mimes and Mork.

Bad Star Wars Costumes Of The Day

I feel a great disturbance in the Force.

Many thanks to Kate and Mike D. for the links.

Boba Fatt

What? They're just reading glasses!

M.C. Vader. "Stop! Vader time..."

We will crush the Rebellion. As soon as I finish my beverage. Want some? If I drink all this I'll have to pee again.

Jazz hands!

You really need to be taller than 5'3" to pull off Darth Vader

That's no moon. It's a nerd!

What? You're not really Harrison Ford? I was totally fooled.

Don't worry, no will ever know that you just added a sash to a gorilla costume

Stormtrooper activewear by Tommy BahamaTM

Albino Vader

"Love the new highlights, Chewie."
"Thanks. I just wanted the gray gone but Sebastian went a little nuts."

"I hope it doesn't rain," thought the cardboard Stormtrooper.

Suck in your gut, not your head.


I find your lack of a ladies' room disturbing.

Half-measures availed them nothing

Weekend Darth (or Darth Humungus)

Duct tape. Redneck Stormtroopers love it.

I am your daddy

"What?! Star Wars?" said the Tribble. "Shit."

C-3PNo. Loved you in that Dire Straits video, though.

AT-AT, mingle mode

This one I like

This one I love, except he should have painted his face too.


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