Friday, April 13, 2012

News Of The Day: Perp Jailed For Baggy Pants

Finally. I've been waiting for this. From The Smoking Gun.

Alabama Defendant's Saggy Pants Get Him Jailed On Contempt Of Court Charge

April 11, 2012

Meet Lamarcus Ramsey.

The 19-year-old Alabama man was sentenced yesterday to three days in jail after he appeared in court with jeans that were hanging so low that an irate judge cited him for contempt.

Ramsey was in the Autauga County courthouse in connection with a receiving stolen property case when Judge John Bush zeroed in on the saggy state of the teenager’s pants.

As reported in the Montgomery Advertiser, Bush told Ramsey he was in contempt “because you showed your butt in court.”

The jurist added, “You can spend three days in jail. When you get out you can buy pants that fit, or at least get a belt to hold up your pants so your underwear doesn’t show.”

Ramsey is currently being held in the Autauga County jail. He is scheduled for a June 11 trial in the felony stolen property case, which involves his alleged theft of an air conditioner from a church, according to a police spokesman.

Guy Who Is Now Awake Of The Day (Vid)

Good morning! Don't text and walk.

Link from Willie and Steve.

Geniuses Of The Day: Titanic

Wait. That shit wuz real?

Via Gothamist.
Karen, for the link.

Amusing Card Of The Day

Hey, it's encouragement, isn't it?

We had an amusing discussion about this one on the LOTD Facebook page. What, you missed it because you're not LOTD's Facebook friend? Let's fix that, shall we? Because you're missing on out stuff I don't post here, and we don't want that.

Commercial Of The Day: Liquid Plumr

What the shit? From Wendy.

Even better than the blatant sexual overtones is that oh-so-lifelike animated turd they flush from the pipes. Thanks for that, guys.


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