Friday, June 28, 2013

Commercial Of The Day: Lionel Richie & Tap King

You gotta love a man who can poke fun at himself. And you gotta love RachRiot, for sending me this video.

News: Eminem Terrified As Daughter Begins Dating Man Raised On His Music

From The Onion, though sometimes it's hard to tell anymore.
Eminem Terrified As Daughter Begins Dating Man Raised On His Music

June 27, 2013

ROCHESTER, MI—Hip-hop artist Marshall Mathers, a.k.a. Eminem, said he was left wholly terrified today after meeting his daughter Hailie’s new boyfriend Justin Denham, an 18-year-old who was reportedly raised on the rapper’s music.

Saying he could barely fathom the thought of Hailie, 17, with a man who ever enjoyed listening to, or was inspired by, his often misogynistic and violent lyrics, Eminem, 40, claimed he was disturbed from the second Denham said he was “a huge fan” of all of the rapper’s seven albums.

“Justin said I was his favorite artist when he was growing up, and now he wants to go out with my little girl,” said Eminem, telling reporters he didn’t even want to imagine what Denham’s views on relationships could possibly entail given his self-professed love the albums that include songs about mutilating women.

“I mean, this guy’s probably listened to my song ‘Kim,’” Eminem continued. “I rapped about cutting my wife’s throat and then driving around with her in my trunk in that song. Jesus.”

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Smartass Responses To Lame Graffiti Of The Day, Vol. 2

People are funny.

News: California Man Claims Attempted Rape Was An "Accident"

Now he can accidentally go to jail and accidentally get gang-raped. What's with these wuss criminals anymore? The only thing worse than a creep is a creep who can't admit that he's a creep. Own your dysfunction, dipshit.
California Man Says Hiding In Girl's Car, Threatening Her With A Knife, And Telling Her To Strip Was An "Accident"

June 14, 2013 | 12:15 pm

(THE GIST) — As if to suggest he slipped on a banana peel and through a series of inexplicable coincidences wound up in the back of a girl's car threatening her at knifepoint, a California man has denied purposely kidnapping a teenager in a grocery store parking lot,
claiming the felony with which he was charged was an "accident."

According to the police report, 23-year old Aron Kumar Roy hid behind the driver's seat of the alleged victim, directed her where to go at knifepoint, and when she started driving, ordered her to take off her clothes — an act he claims was all just a big misunderstanding because he unfortunately "got in the wrong car."

The girl eventually did escape and the police found the man via fingerprints in what - if it truly was an "accident" - would be a suitable premise for the most violent episode of 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' to date. 


Wednesday, June 26, 2013

There's Your Problem (Of The Day)

Memes: another reason to love the interwebz.

"Looks like the rotor's shot. I could be wrong."

Helpful Website Of The Day: Where The F**k Should I Eat?

Click the pic to give it a try. Be sure to click the OFFENDED? button at the bottom of the results page, too.

Tuesday, June 25, 2013

Exploding Actresses Of The Day

I needed that laugh. Thanks, Rich Girl Red.

Bungled Bathrooms Of The Day

Bathroom designs gone wrong  ~from Daisy.

Hang 'em high!

They have an open door policy


The Cone Head

Your throne awaits!

For Siamese Twins?

Picture-window pooper

Gumby's can

You forgot to put the seat down!

There, I fixed it.

Hope you can ride sidesaddle.


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