Friday, November 8, 2013

News Of The Day: Waffle House Sex Sandal Scandal

Possibly the best headline I have ever read. Thanks, Rachael.
Woman Wears Hamburger as Sandal After Sex in Waffle House Parking Lot

Scandal struck Loganville, Georgia this week when a woman caught having sex in a Waffle House parking lot attempted to wear a hamburger like a sandal.

Early Sunday morning, at about 1:30 a.m., a Loganville police officer spotted a couple having sex in the back of a Dodge pickup truck. The officer interrupted the two and ordered them to get dressed. The man complied, but the woman did not, at least not at first.

From the Loganville Patch:
While the man immediately put his pants on and complied, the woman simply sat in the passenger's seat. The officer had to tell her numerous times to put her clothes on, the report says. But when the female finally got dressed, she attempted to put a cheeseburger on her foot as if it were a sandal.

Though they were having trouble speaking clearly, the suspects became "very loud" and "argumentative" when ordered to take a breathalyzer test, which both failed in spectacular fashion: The man blew a .154, and the woman blew a 0.216.

Both were arrested on charges of public intoxication and loitering.

(Via Gawker)

News: Teen Arrested For Yelling "Bingo!" In A Crowded Bingo Hall

Arrested? He's lucky he didn't get killed.
Teen Arrested For Yelling "Bingo!" In A Crowded Bingo Hall

For one young prankster, bingo spells t-r-o-u-b-l-e.

Austin Whaley was arrested after busting in on a crowded bingo hall in Covington, Ky., filled with elderly women. The 18-year-old yelled “bingo,” and the hall erupted in chaos.

“When they realized it wasn’t a real bingo, they started hooting and hollering and yelling and cussing,” arresting police officer Richard Webster told the Cincinnati Enquirer.

“People take their bingo very seriously.”

When Whaley refused to apologize, the officer arrested him on a disorderly conduct charge.

“Instantly, (the officer) grabbed my hand, handcuffs me and then takes me into the back of his cruiser,” Whaley told NBC in a segment that aired Thursday.

The young man faced 90 days in jail and a $250 fine for the offense, which took place last month. Instead, a judge ordered him to stay away from the bingo hall. He also is forbidden to say the word “bingo” for six months.

Via Today.

Fitness Quotes Over Drinking Pictures Of The Day

Just drink it.

(Via imgur)


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