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News: Man Arrested For Having Sex With Sandwich Shop Window

A glass window in Seattle in December. Brrr! My penis just retracted at the mere thought of it.
Police: Man caught copulating with sandwich shop window

December 25, 2013

SEATTLE -- A Seattle man is facing indecent exposure charges following allegations that he was "humping" the window of a West Seattle sandwich shop, to the horror of those inside.

According to charging papers, Lydell Colman arrived at the shop, located at 2500 S.W. Barton St., at 9:30 p.m. and started tugging on the locked door.

The witnesses told police the evening then took a strange turn.

"At the glass window, Coleman was observed making sexual motions on the glass window that were described as 'humping' and rubbing his genitals against the window," a Seattle detective said in charging papers, recounting statements made by the two women who witnessed the incident.

Told the store was closed, Coleman exposed himself and pressed his bare genitals against the presumably cold glass, according to charging papers.

He then fled as security responded to the store.

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