Thursday, May 1, 2014

Celebrities Without Teeth (Of The Day)

Because it's funny.

News: Women Arrested For Twerking At Courthouse

If twerking is outlawed, only outlaws will twerk. Or something like that.
Women Arrested for Twerking at Court House

Three Oregon women were arrested for twerking outside of the courthouse in Beaverton. One woman filmed on her phone as her two friends got dirty outside of the municipal building, even partially exposing their genitals, according to police.

The women did not just go to the courthouse to twerk. Twenty-year-old Coura Valazquez was actually there to pay a fine for a warrant while her two friends accompanied her.

After Coura paid her fine, the twerking began, right outside the windows of the court.

Coura’s friend, Brittany Medak is also accused of urinating between two cars.

The women were arrested for disorderly conduct, offensive littering, drug possession, and tampering with drug records.


Road House Fight Chart Of The Day

If you've never seen the movie Road House, you, my friend, are missing out. Rotten to the core, the movie is the guiltiest of amoral pleasures, a pugilistic fight/fuckfest with impossibly hilarious scenes and dialogue.

First, the trailer.

Next, from Wendy B. and Entertainment Weekly, a by-the-numbers accounting of the various types of violence in the film.

Finally, from yours truly, my top ten favorite lines from this infinitely quotable movie, in no particular order.

"It's my way or the highway."
"Pain don't hurt."
"I used to fuck guys like you in prison."
"You're too stupid to have a good time."
"Expect the unexpected."
"I want you to be nice until it's time to not be nice."
"There's always barber college."
"Nobody ever wins a fight."
"Opinions vary."
"Fuck with him and he will seal your fate."


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