Monday, August 31, 2015

Tuesday, August 25, 2015

Pop Sonnets Of The Day

Brilliant. Hilarious. From the Tumblr blog.

News: Man Digs Up Father's Grave To Argue With Corpse

I guess that's one way to have the last word. Link from Viola Fury.


Man Digs Up Father's Grave To Argue With Corpse

An attempt to bury old wounds by digging up a corpse has landed a Kentucky man behind bars.

Michael May, 44, was arrested Monday evening after an officer saw him digging up a grave at a cemetery in Sanford, Kentucky, according to WKYT.com.

May told the arresting officer he was trying to dig up the grave of his father so he could argue with him, according to WAVE3.com.

The arresting officer also said May seemed intoxicated and quoted Bible verses when confronted, according to Central Kentucky News.

May was charged with violating graves, public intoxication and marijuana possession and locked in the Lincoln County Jail.

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Tuesday, August 11, 2015

Vid Of The Day: Uptown Funk Movie Mix

Impressive. This took some serious editing.



News: Stoned Driver Snapchats Selfie With Arresting Officer

Must have been some good shit he was smoking. From The Roosevelts.
Stoned Driver Snapchats Selfie With Arresting Officer

Iowa City Police Department Officer Ben Hektoen wins the bro of the week award for his excellent sense of humor. Officer Hektoen recently pulled over a 20-year-old at 2 AM for speeding and having an obstructed registration sticker.

When Officer Hektoen suspected the driver of being intoxicated, the driver admitted to smoking marijuana.

Although a Breathalyzer test came up clean, Officer Hektoen took the driver into custody to be tested by a “certified Drug Recognition Expert.” According to the police report, that’s when the night turned awesome:

“During the testing process the defendant requested to take a SnapChat selfie with me to which I happily obliged. He said he captioned the photo using emoji icons showing a police car, next to a passenger car, next to a tow truck.”

Good to see Officer Hektoen having a sense of humor about the whole situation. Although, we’re willing to bet the driver might have a few regrets after sobering up.

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Wednesday, August 5, 2015

Why I Deleted Your Band's Promo E-Mail (Of The Day)

From the Tumblr blog, which says, simply, "This is the line that made me delete your band's promo e-mail." Photos are unrelated -- just some random crappy band shots to break up the text.


Related post: Crappy Band Photos.


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